The CEO and His Turds

Once upon a time, in the fictional town of Baloney, a wealthy family, the Kitch’s, owned a large chemical complex that employed 90% of the town’s residents. The Kitch family sponsored an annual barbeque at the home of one their employees and it was thought to be a great honor to be the host.

This year, Bob Houston was selected to be the host. Bob lived next to a nature preserve and, as a result, there was lots of room for tents and a bandstand. Bob made sure his insurance was in place and he signed the customary Non-Disclosure Agreement that the Kitch family used for all of their activities…